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PHOTOS This
section is divided into two categories: photos of me & photos of everyone
else. Sure,
I realize I’m outnumbered by several billion people, but this is my
website so it seems only fitting that my pictures come first. Don’t you
think? Hold up. My agent just pointed out if no one buys my
books, my publisher is going to kill my book deal, which means I’ll have to
sell my house & car, plus cancel my plans to get a mail-order bride.
(FYI: bubble wrap is very expensive in Thailand.) Furthermore, he’s going to
dump me as a client, which means I’ll have to give up my writing career and
go back to working with the Chippendales . . . Not as a dancer, but as an oil
boy. Ugh! Anyway, guess what? I think
I just changed my mind. Since I have the BEST fans in the whole wide world,
I’ve decided to list you first. You guys deserve it!!! Pictures of MY FANS
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CHRIS
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